I'm just HIL-AR-I-OUS!
Now the real question is, am I:
a) a cat
b) a race car driver
C'mon, it's not a trick question...
If only Mom and Dad had named me Jack... I believe Dad lobbied some for Jacques but Mom made a lot of weird faces at him. Especially when he said he'd call me "Little Frenchy."
Good call, Mom.