Who do you think you are?
Well it was that that guy John James Preston (Chris Noth) of Sex in the City.
However, I am currently assuming the title.
Because I am large. And in charge.
At least of mom's bladder.
Small power trip.
Really, she keeps encouraging me to come out and meet everyone, but... I don't know.
It's so comfy in here... I might just stay a couple more weeks.
Though rumor has it mom has been encouraging people to do labor chants, prayers, spells, etc. So maybe she's trying to tell me something.
I mean that and when she says, "Marcus, you can't sit like that -- there's no room." Or "Why, how, is your foot over there?!?"