People are always asking Mom why I'm so healthy as I never seem to catch the other kids' colds...
Here's her secret: Mandatory calisthenics -- pull ups with Dad
Of course she isn't mentioning the snake blood or fire walking, but we can't expect her to share all the secrets of success.
Besides, I'm actually a little under the weather right now, so maybe she isn't as tricky as she thinks. Though this is only my first cold of the season.
Ah well, I will continue my mass production of snot today just to show how amazing I am. Diversification is really the key to success. Or so Vanguard says.