Giant

So, I've outgrown my car seat. Yeah, that's right: Mom's been driving me around in an infant seat for the last 19 months. And it suddenly dawned on Dad and her, that I am no longer lilliputian.*

I am a giant. So, Mom took me for a little car seat shopping, to try on different styles. I even ate part of my sandwich in this one...

Luckily, without spilling any jelly. The Babies R Us staff is quite relieved.

* They were apparently waiting until my b-day to upgrade my seat. Unfortunately, they missed the opportunity to stunt my growth...