We call it The Dirty sock

It's actually a self-feeding tool. That is helpful for polishing my shiny new tooth. Or tooths as the case may soon be.

All the nutrition with none of the risk.

This award-winning product allows your baby to enjoy lots of delicious foods without the choking risk. Simply put a piece of fruit, vegetables or meat into the mesh bag and snap shut. Your baby can chew, suck and enjoy all the whole food goodness and taste, with only the tiniest, digestible pieces coming through. Your baby gets great flavor and you get great peace of mind!

What manufacturers fail to mention is that once you use this lovely device for a few weeks [sic: days], no matter how carefully it is cleaned, it begins to resemble a dirty sock -- with rotten fruit in it.

Or possibly with rotten meat in it. Meat, really? Dear lord, that just sounds quite unappetizing. Chewy. Very chewy and gross.

Dad was most impressed by my Cousin Sophia's Dirty Fruit Sock while I was still germinating, so Aunt Em got me my very own. My very own new one, though I hear recycling is hip... Anyhow, I think it's pretty fun!