N is so overrated

I have recently expanded my repertoire of party tricks to include the ABCs. It's a fabulous little ditty. Perhaps you've heard it before?

I sometimes include all the letters. Sometimes not. Mostly, I just don't like N. At least today. Today, N is a silly, superfluous letter.
Unless it's in one of these:

In which case, there are Ns AND Ms.

Yeah, you probably think that's bike rack. You and Mom are so wrong.